1 00:00:02,945 --> 00:00:07,172 [theme music] 2 00:02:22,593 --> 00:02:25,060 Bless you, Father, for coming on such short notice, 3 00:02:25,137 --> 00:02:28,430 but I don't think Mrs. Malinoff has too much longer. 4 00:02:28,506 --> 00:02:30,348 And I know she'd want to see a priest. 5 00:02:30,425 --> 00:02:32,234 Of course, she'll probably want to see a Russian Orthodox 6 00:02:32,311 --> 00:02:35,353 priest, but there just aren't in the neighborhood anymore. 7 00:02:35,430 --> 00:02:37,172 She's certainly lucky to have you for a neighbor. 8 00:02:37,249 --> 00:02:40,108 Well, she and I have been friends for 40 years, 9 00:02:40,119 --> 00:02:42,286 ever since she first came over from Germany. 10 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:44,738 I thought you said she was from Russia? 11 00:02:44,814 --> 00:02:49,075 She was indeed, but when the Nazis first invaded Russia 12 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:51,536 in the Great War, they bundled her 13 00:02:51,613 --> 00:02:54,748 and half the village off to work as slave labor. 14 00:02:54,824 --> 00:02:58,293 She had a little baby boy that she managed to send off 15 00:02:58,304 --> 00:03:00,420 to neighbors, but she never saw the little fellow 16 00:03:00,497 --> 00:03:02,672 again or her husband either. 17 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:05,634 It broke her heart losing that little boy. 18 00:03:05,710 --> 00:03:07,135 She never got over it. 19 00:03:07,212 --> 00:03:11,389 Well, maybe she'll find some peace at last. 20 00:03:11,466 --> 00:03:13,317 I'll go see if she's awake. 21 00:03:24,437 --> 00:03:29,282 Father, she's awake now. 22 00:03:29,359 --> 00:03:30,417 Thank you very much. 23 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:37,457 Father, she's not too lucid, poor thing. 24 00:03:37,534 --> 00:03:39,668 She thinks you're an angel. 25 00:03:39,744 --> 00:03:40,877 Oh, does she? 26 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:42,612 Aye, she does that. 27 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:44,556 She says she's been laying there praying for some angel 28 00:03:44,633 --> 00:03:47,342 to come and grant her one wish before she dies 29 00:03:47,353 --> 00:03:49,678 and she's convinced you're it. 30 00:03:49,754 --> 00:03:51,680 Well, thank you for telling me that. 31 00:03:51,756 --> 00:03:55,684 Father, I know would be stretching the rules and all, 32 00:03:55,760 --> 00:04:01,731 but maybe just this once would you forget you're a priest 33 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:08,363 and be her angel, just sort of play along? 34 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,240 Don't you worry, Rosamay. 35 00:04:10,317 --> 00:04:12,534 What did you just call me? 36 00:04:12,610 --> 00:04:14,494 Rosamay. 37 00:04:14,571 --> 00:04:18,290 Why, no one ever called me that in my life 38 00:04:18,366 --> 00:04:22,627 except my late husband. 39 00:04:22,638 --> 00:04:24,713 I know. 40 00:04:24,789 --> 00:04:25,639 Excuse me. 41 00:04:42,190 --> 00:04:44,858 Hello, Maria. 42 00:04:44,934 --> 00:04:46,359 I'm Jonathan. 43 00:04:46,436 --> 00:04:48,903 I knew you would come. 44 00:04:48,980 --> 00:04:51,698 I knew it. 45 00:04:51,775 --> 00:04:54,784 You had faith. 46 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:57,412 I know there is a plan. 47 00:04:57,423 --> 00:05:03,918 I have never understood it, but I know there is a plan. 48 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:10,050 That things happen the way they do for a reason. 49 00:05:10,126 --> 00:05:20,435 I have never questioned that, but if I could see him once 50 00:05:20,512 --> 00:05:26,533 again on this Earth, if I could just 51 00:05:26,610 --> 00:05:36,710 know he was all right, if I could know what kind of a man 52 00:05:36,787 --> 00:05:45,302 he grew to be, and if I could just tel him-- 53 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:49,798 Tell him what? 54 00:05:49,874 --> 00:05:52,967 That I love him. 55 00:05:53,044 --> 00:06:01,309 That I have never stopped loving him, he should know that. 56 00:06:01,386 --> 00:06:02,686 Even now. 57 00:06:04,889 --> 00:06:10,744 Even now as a grown man, he should know that. 58 00:06:13,231 --> 00:06:14,289 Yes, he should. 59 00:06:17,902 --> 00:06:23,548 I have never been able to give him anything. 60 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:34,509 I would like to be able to give him this before I die. 61 00:06:34,586 --> 00:06:41,483 I want him to know that no matter what has happened 62 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:50,984 to him in this life, no matter what kind of man he grew to be, 63 00:06:51,060 --> 00:06:55,330 he has a mama and she loves him. 64 00:06:58,735 --> 00:07:00,669 Can you help me, Jonathan? 65 00:07:03,281 --> 00:07:07,500 Help me give him this gift? 66 00:07:07,577 --> 00:07:11,171 I'll try, Maria. 67 00:07:11,247 --> 00:07:12,347 I'll try. 68 00:07:16,127 --> 00:07:17,018 Thank you. 69 00:07:21,308 --> 00:07:22,482 Thank you. 70 00:07:26,930 --> 00:07:28,730 Mrs. Murphy? 71 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:29,939 Oh, how is she? 72 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:31,332 She's resting now. 73 00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:33,735 Did she, uh, did she say she thought 74 00:07:33,811 --> 00:07:35,403 you were some kind of an angel? 75 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:36,529 Yes, she did. 76 00:07:36,606 --> 00:07:39,657 And, um, did you ask her to grant 77 00:07:39,734 --> 00:07:41,784 her one kind of last wish? 78 00:07:41,861 --> 00:07:42,702 Yes, she did. 79 00:07:42,779 --> 00:07:44,954 Oh my, the poor thing. 80 00:07:45,031 --> 00:07:46,247 What you going to do? 81 00:07:46,324 --> 00:07:48,041 Do my best to grant her wish. 82 00:07:48,117 --> 00:07:49,250 What? 83 00:07:49,327 --> 00:07:50,318 I have to go now. 84 00:07:50,395 --> 00:07:52,879 Goodbye, Mrs. Murphy. 85 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:53,796 Father? 86 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:54,764 Yes? 87 00:07:57,502 --> 00:08:00,220 How do you know my husband called me Rosamay? 88 00:08:00,296 --> 00:08:01,804 No one knew that but me. 89 00:08:01,881 --> 00:08:05,358 He told me, just the other day. 90 00:08:11,683 --> 00:08:14,359 I think you've bit off more we can chew this time. 91 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:15,601 I think you're going to have to go 92 00:08:15,579 --> 00:08:17,111 all the way to the premier of Russia 93 00:08:17,188 --> 00:08:18,546 to spring this woman's kid. 94 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:20,240 Well, then that's what we'll do. 95 00:08:20,316 --> 00:08:21,574 What do you mean we? 96 00:08:21,651 --> 00:08:22,951 I don't want to go to Russia. 97 00:08:23,027 --> 00:08:24,610 It's cold over there. 98 00:08:24,688 --> 00:08:26,880 Maybe we won't have to go quite that far. 99 00:08:26,957 --> 00:08:28,540 RADIO ANNOUNCER: And in the news tonight, 100 00:08:28,616 --> 00:08:31,459 Andrey Karpovich, Deputy Premier of the Soviet Union, 101 00:08:31,536 --> 00:08:34,003 has just landed at Andrews Air Force base. 102 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,214 After consultations at the Soviet embassy, 103 00:08:36,291 --> 00:08:39,634 Karpovich and his entourage, will head for the latest round 104 00:08:39,711 --> 00:08:41,561 of summit talks with the president to be 105 00:08:41,638 --> 00:08:43,805 held in a secret location. 106 00:08:43,881 --> 00:08:47,475 As soon as we get to a freeway entrance, head east. 107 00:08:47,552 --> 00:08:49,477 Where we going? 108 00:08:49,554 --> 00:08:50,612 To the secret location. 109 00:09:25,089 --> 00:09:28,483 Get out of the car with you hands on your head. 110 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:46,075 This is a restricted area. 111 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:47,043 What are you doing here? 112 00:09:49,906 --> 00:09:50,538 Ask him. 113 00:09:50,615 --> 00:09:51,715 I asked you. 114 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,385 What will I tell him? 115 00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:56,369 Tell him the truth. 116 00:09:56,446 --> 00:10:00,423 It better be the truth. 117 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,382 The truth? 118 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:02,300 The truth. 119 00:10:02,377 --> 00:10:04,144 Tell him the truth. 120 00:10:04,220 --> 00:10:05,604 OK. 121 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:06,730 He's an angel. 122 00:10:10,385 --> 00:10:13,186 All right, let them through. 123 00:10:13,262 --> 00:10:14,070 Let's go. 124 00:10:32,865 --> 00:10:34,207 I cannot believe it. 125 00:10:34,284 --> 00:10:36,167 What kind of security you call that? 126 00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:38,419 All I do is tell them you're an angel, right, 127 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:39,420 and it's open sesame. 128 00:10:39,497 --> 00:10:41,089 I don't believe it. 129 00:10:41,165 --> 00:10:42,307 That was the password. 130 00:10:42,384 --> 00:10:43,257 What? 131 00:10:43,334 --> 00:10:44,175 He's an angel. 132 00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:45,760 That was the password. 133 00:10:45,837 --> 00:10:46,961 You should have told me sooner. 134 00:10:47,038 --> 00:10:48,229 I could have saved a pair of shorts. 135 00:11:21,622 --> 00:11:23,548 Keep the sauces light, you understand? 136 00:11:23,624 --> 00:11:24,966 You just run the staff, Mrs. Butler, 137 00:11:25,042 --> 00:11:26,726 and let me take care of the sauces. 138 00:11:26,803 --> 00:11:29,387 I've cooked for heads of state before. 139 00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:31,806 And I'm a chef, not a politician. 140 00:11:31,883 --> 00:11:34,142 Now listen here, you petty pipsqueak, 141 00:11:34,218 --> 00:11:37,729 these instructions are coming from the Secretary himself. 142 00:11:37,805 --> 00:11:40,448 Deputy Premier Karpovich has a delicate stomach. 143 00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:43,025 If he gets indigestion from your sauces, 144 00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:45,820 then he gets in a bad mood, and then arms control 145 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,572 go right out the window. 146 00:11:47,648 --> 00:11:49,574 So if you want to avoid World War III, 147 00:11:49,650 --> 00:11:52,118 you just keep those sauces light. 148 00:11:52,195 --> 00:11:53,044 Oh. 149 00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:58,499 Mrs. Butler? 150 00:11:58,576 --> 00:11:59,484 Yes? 151 00:11:59,561 --> 00:12:00,376 I'm Jonathan Smith. 152 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:01,452 This is Mark Gordon. 153 00:12:01,530 --> 00:12:03,171 We were told to report to you. 154 00:12:03,247 --> 00:12:05,631 Oh, Smith and Gordon. 155 00:12:05,708 --> 00:12:07,800 Well, thank heavens you've arrived. 156 00:12:07,877 --> 00:12:09,802 You're a real Godsend. 157 00:12:09,879 --> 00:12:11,478 Ain't it the truth? 158 00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:12,764 It was very good of the White House to put the two of you 159 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,156 on loan to us. 160 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,641 Now your duties here will be much the same 161 00:12:15,718 --> 00:12:16,642 as what you're used to. 162 00:12:16,719 --> 00:12:17,977 Nothing to be nervous about. 163 00:12:18,054 --> 00:12:21,314 You're just glorified room service waiters. 164 00:12:21,390 --> 00:12:23,191 Sounds simple enough. 165 00:12:23,267 --> 00:12:25,109 Well, you'll find your clothes in the locker room, 166 00:12:25,186 --> 00:12:27,612 and of course, I'm sure I don't have to remind you 167 00:12:27,688 --> 00:12:29,697 that whatever political opinions you have, 168 00:12:29,774 --> 00:12:31,365 you'll keep to yourselves. 169 00:12:31,442 --> 00:12:34,619 The Russkies will love us. 170 00:12:34,695 --> 00:12:37,205 The Russkies? 171 00:12:37,281 --> 00:12:38,414 He's kidding, right? 172 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,884 Tell me he's kidding. 173 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,335 In fact, don't tell me. 174 00:12:42,411 --> 00:12:44,587 If he's not kidding, I don't want to know. 175 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:45,722 Follow me. 176 00:12:51,420 --> 00:12:55,056 Admiral, my job is to advise the president and the secretary 177 00:12:55,132 --> 00:12:57,350 and my advice in this negotiation 178 00:12:57,426 --> 00:12:58,851 is going to be very simple. 179 00:12:58,928 --> 00:13:01,729 Four words, don't trust the Russians. 180 00:13:01,806 --> 00:13:03,064 Hey, now you're talking. 181 00:13:03,140 --> 00:13:04,565 Mark. 182 00:13:04,642 --> 00:13:07,109 The world is just as dangerous for them as it is for us. 183 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,320 We may both have to learn to trust 184 00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:10,738 each other in order to survive. 185 00:13:10,815 --> 00:13:12,281 What a crock. 186 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,241 Would you be quiet, please? 187 00:13:13,317 --> 00:13:15,093 No, no, let him talk. 188 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,078 Never thought I would live to see the day when a waiter made 189 00:13:17,154 --> 00:13:18,788 more sense than a Navy Admiral. 190 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:20,731 Look, I didn't mean to-- 191 00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:22,750 I never thought I would see the day when the two most 192 00:13:22,827 --> 00:13:24,794 powerful nations on Earth would put 193 00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:26,337 their fate in the hands of computers 194 00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,122 instead of human beings. 195 00:13:28,199 --> 00:13:31,092 That's exactly what we're headed for if we don't watch out. 196 00:13:31,168 --> 00:13:34,136 Ask your newfound expert how he feels about that. 197 00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:35,596 What do you feel about that? - What? 198 00:13:35,673 --> 00:13:36,297 Me? No. 199 00:13:36,374 --> 00:13:37,323 Look, I-- 200 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,266 What do you ask him for? 201 00:13:38,342 --> 00:13:39,225 He's just a waiter. 202 00:13:39,302 --> 00:13:40,142 That's right. 203 00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:41,944 I'm just a waiter. 204 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,604 According to you, he makes more sense than a Navy Admiral. 205 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:44,564 Oh, he didn't mean that. 206 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,232 He was just mouthing off. 207 00:13:46,309 --> 00:13:47,275 What? 208 00:13:47,351 --> 00:13:48,893 Excuse us. 209 00:13:48,970 --> 00:13:50,327 Mark, we have a lot of work to take care of. 210 00:13:50,405 --> 00:13:52,238 I just don't want to see us get in the kind of situation 211 00:13:52,315 --> 00:13:55,157 where we're so scared of what the Russians are up to that we 212 00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:57,627 keep on building weapons and delivery systems 213 00:13:57,704 --> 00:14:00,580 that could blows us off the face of the Earth by mistake. 214 00:14:00,656 --> 00:14:02,582 What do you suggest? 215 00:14:02,658 --> 00:14:04,667 Let the Russians get so far ahead of us 216 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,377 that they could win a nuclear war? 217 00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:08,137 How dare you impugn my honor? 218 00:14:16,097 --> 00:14:17,388 Mark, let me ask you something. 219 00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:19,599 Have you ever considered a career in diplomacy? 220 00:14:19,675 --> 00:14:20,558 No. 221 00:14:20,635 --> 00:14:22,310 Good, keep it that way. 222 00:14:22,386 --> 00:14:24,020 Wait a minute, what's that supposed to mean? 223 00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:25,471 I didn't do anything. 224 00:14:25,548 --> 00:14:26,856 Mark, we're here to solve one little assignment 225 00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,190 for one sweet little old lady. 226 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,067 We're not here to decide the fate of the world. 227 00:14:30,144 --> 00:14:32,403 Well, maybe you're not, you know, because you're dead. 228 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,088 I still live on this planet. 229 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:36,324 You know, when I was in school, you know, if there was a fight, 230 00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:37,825 the teacher would step in and break it up. 231 00:14:37,902 --> 00:14:39,602 When I was a cop, I did the same thing. 232 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,954 Why can't the boss come down here and put an end to this? 233 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,748 Why can't he put an end to all war? 234 00:14:43,824 --> 00:14:45,833 Because he's not a cop, that's why. 235 00:14:45,910 --> 00:14:48,294 He's God and he created people with choices to make, 236 00:14:48,371 --> 00:14:50,671 with decisions, and the free will to make those decisions. 237 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,089 Right. 238 00:14:52,166 --> 00:14:53,415 I make the wrong choice, I screw up my life, right? 239 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,009 But if those guys make the wrong decision, 240 00:14:55,086 --> 00:14:57,011 it's adios to everybody. 241 00:14:57,088 --> 00:14:58,897 Boy, I hope those guys are smart. 242 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:05,478 Hi. Excellent. 243 00:15:05,554 --> 00:15:07,246 Excellent. 244 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,032 Bring in the food and set it up on the table, please. 245 00:15:12,269 --> 00:15:14,320 Excuse me. 246 00:15:14,397 --> 00:15:15,371 [speaking russian] 247 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:18,532 No, my dear Popov, you don't have to speak 248 00:15:18,609 --> 00:15:20,009 Russian in front of him. 249 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,203 He's probably a CIA agent anyway, and if not, 250 00:15:22,279 --> 00:15:25,498 I'm sure this room is bugged, so we'll 251 00:15:25,574 --> 00:15:27,917 help them out a little bit. 252 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:30,678 There is only one way to deal with the Americans, 253 00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:33,047 and that is with a firm hand. 254 00:15:33,124 --> 00:15:35,841 You can tell your boss I said that. 255 00:15:35,918 --> 00:15:38,344 I think my boss already knows how you feel, sir. 256 00:15:38,421 --> 00:15:40,888 You see, he admits that the room is bugged. 257 00:15:40,965 --> 00:15:42,348 I like this one. 258 00:15:42,425 --> 00:15:43,399 At least, he's honest. 259 00:15:45,803 --> 00:15:48,988 Mr. Deputy Premier, do you mind if I ask you something? 260 00:15:53,144 --> 00:15:57,571 Something your boss wishes to pass on? 261 00:15:57,648 --> 00:15:58,781 Yeah, in a way. You see-- 262 00:15:58,858 --> 00:15:59,699 Sh. 263 00:15:59,775 --> 00:16:00,866 Sh. 264 00:16:00,943 --> 00:16:01,784 Sir, all I-- 265 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,119 Sh. 266 00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:04,537 Yes. 267 00:16:04,614 --> 00:16:07,540 Yes, thank you, waiter, two eggs will be fine. 268 00:16:07,616 --> 00:16:09,125 Yes, please. Sh. 269 00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:10,101 Sh. 270 00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:10,793 Sir, all I want-- 271 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:11,761 Sh. 272 00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:13,379 Come. 273 00:16:13,456 --> 00:16:14,973 Come, come, come. 274 00:16:40,024 --> 00:16:41,382 Now we can talk. 275 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,534 They can't hear us with the water running. 276 00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:47,038 I must tell you, I'm very pleasantly surprised. 277 00:16:47,114 --> 00:16:49,123 I like the way your boss works. 278 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:52,126 Now what is he willing to offer for our part, 279 00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,295 the question of intermediate range missiles-- 280 00:16:54,371 --> 00:16:56,063 Missiles? 281 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,298 No, sir, this doesn't have anything to do with missiles. 282 00:16:57,374 --> 00:16:59,383 Then what are we doing talking in the bathroom? 283 00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:00,901 You wanted to. 284 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:03,846 Because I thought your boss wanted to strike a deal. 285 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,765 No, no, it has nothing to do with a deal. 286 00:17:05,841 --> 00:17:07,442 It has to do with a Russian woman 287 00:17:07,518 --> 00:17:09,060 who had to leave her child behind when 288 00:17:09,136 --> 00:17:10,227 she left the Soviet Union. 289 00:17:10,304 --> 00:17:12,813 Oh, the human rights issue again. 290 00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,315 Yeah, I suppose you could call it that. 291 00:17:14,391 --> 00:17:15,241 Sh. 292 00:17:17,228 --> 00:17:19,403 Parasites, do you hear me? 293 00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:22,531 All those people who left the Soviet Union are 294 00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:25,201 social parasites, and those they left behind 295 00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:27,295 are very happy in the USSR. 296 00:17:31,909 --> 00:17:34,168 OK, that was for the record. 297 00:17:34,245 --> 00:17:39,090 Now then, we are willing to consider letting this woman's 298 00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:41,759 boy come to the United States if you will cut down 299 00:17:41,836 --> 00:17:43,177 on your land-based missiles. 300 00:17:43,254 --> 00:17:44,579 Mr. Deputy Premier, I already told you, 301 00:17:44,655 --> 00:17:46,722 it has nothing to do with missiles. 302 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,057 Ah, computer chips. 303 00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:49,225 That's what's involved. 304 00:17:49,301 --> 00:17:50,067 No. 305 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:51,251 Love. 306 00:17:51,329 --> 00:17:52,520 Love, that's what involved. 307 00:17:52,596 --> 00:17:53,820 Excuse me? 308 00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:54,921 I can't hear you with the water running. 309 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:55,648 I thought you said love. 310 00:17:55,724 --> 00:17:56,565 I did. 311 00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:58,283 I said love. 312 00:17:58,361 --> 00:18:01,195 You see, sir, I'm not really a waiter. 313 00:18:01,272 --> 00:18:02,822 Surprise, surprise. 314 00:18:02,898 --> 00:18:04,207 Of course, you are not the waiter. 315 00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:07,076 Why would I be talking with a waiter in a bathtub? 316 00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:08,619 I'm an angel, sir. 317 00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:10,955 I know you're an agent. 318 00:18:11,031 --> 00:18:11,997 I didn't say-- 319 00:18:12,074 --> 00:18:13,091 do you mind? 320 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:16,377 There. 321 00:18:16,453 --> 00:18:17,353 That's better. 322 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,546 No, I didn't say agent. 323 00:18:18,622 --> 00:18:22,675 I said I'm an angel. 324 00:18:22,751 --> 00:18:25,136 What kind of an angel? 325 00:18:25,212 --> 00:18:27,054 The kind that's sent by the Almighty. 326 00:18:27,131 --> 00:18:28,514 The Almighty what? 327 00:18:28,591 --> 00:18:31,275 Not the Almighty what, the Almighty God. 328 00:18:33,971 --> 00:18:38,732 Hello, CIA, this is Karpovich speaking. 329 00:18:38,809 --> 00:18:41,443 Your man is a coocoo. 330 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:44,572 One of your agents has unscrewed his lid. 331 00:18:44,648 --> 00:18:46,040 Flipped. 332 00:18:46,117 --> 00:18:48,075 The expression is flipped your lid. 333 00:18:48,152 --> 00:18:49,627 Look over there. 334 00:18:52,615 --> 00:18:54,841 Popov? 335 00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:56,517 Popov? 336 00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:59,670 Get [inaudible] and all our security people over here now. 337 00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:01,180 Yes, Deputy Premier. 338 00:19:23,312 --> 00:19:26,906 Red Fox to Red Fox leader, three KGB men just running 339 00:19:26,982 --> 00:19:28,407 into Karpovich's cottage. 340 00:19:28,484 --> 00:19:29,533 Over. 341 00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:35,122 As I told you, comrade, he must 342 00:19:35,199 --> 00:19:37,333 have gotten out the window. 343 00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:39,510 But, comrade, there isn't any window. 344 00:19:57,221 --> 00:19:59,614 Secret doors, big deal. 345 00:20:15,698 --> 00:20:18,132 Oh, thank you. 346 00:20:18,209 --> 00:20:20,501 Kemosabe, how'd it go? 347 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,028 Not too well. 348 00:20:22,104 --> 00:20:24,630 Unfortunately, he thinks I'm with the CIA. 349 00:20:24,707 --> 00:20:26,507 The CIA? 350 00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:27,908 Would you hold it down? 351 00:20:27,985 --> 00:20:29,510 We're not alone in here, you know. 352 00:20:29,586 --> 00:20:30,427 The CIA? 353 00:20:30,504 --> 00:20:32,137 How'd that happen? 354 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:34,348 I said I was an angel, he thought I said agent. 355 00:20:34,425 --> 00:20:35,774 It was an honest mistake. 356 00:20:35,852 --> 00:20:37,184 It could have happened to anybody. 357 00:20:37,261 --> 00:20:38,535 What do we do now? 358 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:39,770 We're going to have to get him away from here 359 00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:41,772 so I can talk to him, reason with him. 360 00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:43,174 It's just no good here. 361 00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:45,943 Here, he's surrounded by bodyguards and advisors. 362 00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:47,653 Besides, he thinks the whole place is bugged. 363 00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:50,155 Everything from the flower pot to the soap. 364 00:20:50,232 --> 00:20:52,533 I'm just going to have to get him away from here, that's all. 365 00:20:52,609 --> 00:20:54,201 That's all? 366 00:20:54,278 --> 00:20:56,704 Jonathan, you are talking about kidnapping the Deputy 367 00:20:56,780 --> 00:20:58,205 Premier of the Soviet Union. 368 00:20:58,282 --> 00:20:59,623 It is not kidnapping. 369 00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:04,169 It's-- it's like borrowing. 370 00:21:04,246 --> 00:21:06,505 Sort of. 371 00:21:06,582 --> 00:21:07,798 It's kidnapping. 372 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,934 [dishes breaking] 373 00:21:12,129 --> 00:21:14,096 Mr. Deputy Premier, we had hoped 374 00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:16,849 to be able to iron out at least some minor issues 375 00:21:16,925 --> 00:21:18,726 before you meet with our president tomorrow. 376 00:21:18,802 --> 00:21:21,520 That was our hope as well, Mr. Undersecretary. 377 00:21:21,597 --> 00:21:24,606 What we hope to achieve is an agreement 378 00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:27,526 to take meaningful steps toward arms reductions. 379 00:21:27,603 --> 00:21:29,069 And not just propaganda. 380 00:21:29,146 --> 00:21:30,404 Propaganda? 381 00:21:30,481 --> 00:21:31,905 We have already proposed to remove certain 382 00:21:31,982 --> 00:21:33,949 of our land-based missiles. 383 00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:36,493 Oh, yes, those missiles you were already phasing 384 00:21:36,570 --> 00:21:38,278 out because they're outdated? 385 00:21:38,355 --> 00:21:40,289 What about the missiles that you have deployed in Europe? 386 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:43,876 Soviet Union will not be bullied around by your government 387 00:21:43,952 --> 00:21:45,794 in the position of weakness that will 388 00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:47,963 endanger our national security. 389 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:52,092 Mr. Deputy Premier, may I say all our security is 390 00:21:52,169 --> 00:21:53,886 threatened by the very weapons that are 391 00:21:53,962 --> 00:21:56,555 being deployed by both sides. 392 00:21:56,632 --> 00:22:00,059 Then just stop deploying your weapons. 393 00:22:00,135 --> 00:22:01,435 You first. 394 00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:02,644 No, you first. 395 00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:04,221 No, you first. 396 00:22:04,298 --> 00:22:05,773 - Why should we-- - Can you believe these guys? 397 00:22:05,849 --> 00:22:07,232 They're like a bunch of snotty kids. 398 00:22:07,309 --> 00:22:09,151 We don't trust you. 399 00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:12,654 Oh, you think that I trust you with your crazy psychological 400 00:22:12,731 --> 00:22:15,157 warfare and sending me crazy CIA men 401 00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:17,376 and putting secret doors in my bathroom? 402 00:22:22,324 --> 00:22:25,250 I-- I beg your pardon? 403 00:22:25,327 --> 00:22:27,553 Too late for begging, my dear Admiral. 404 00:22:27,630 --> 00:22:29,255 We're wasting our time. 405 00:22:29,331 --> 00:22:30,881 We will wait until we can meet with your boss, 406 00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:31,965 as you call him. 407 00:22:32,042 --> 00:22:32,783 Come on. 408 00:22:32,860 --> 00:22:33,801 Good night, gentlemen. 409 00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:35,427 Good night. 410 00:22:35,504 --> 00:22:36,312 Night. 411 00:22:47,015 --> 00:22:48,524 How do you deal with someone like that? 412 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,368 I mean, the man's a fruitcake. 413 00:22:53,188 --> 00:22:55,572 Jonathan, maybe you better leave well enough alone. 414 00:22:55,649 --> 00:22:58,492 I mean, you are playing with the guy who could push the button. 415 00:22:58,569 --> 00:23:00,160 I mean, The button. 416 00:23:00,237 --> 00:23:04,456 Hey, I know that, but he's our assignment. 417 00:23:04,533 --> 00:23:05,341 We take him tonight. 418 00:23:10,581 --> 00:23:12,306 [mumbling] 419 00:23:14,543 --> 00:23:15,676 Hi. 420 00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:17,077 Popov? 421 00:23:17,154 --> 00:23:17,953 Popov? - He can't hear you right now. 422 00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:19,138 Stay where you are. Popov? 423 00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:20,046 Popov? 424 00:23:20,124 --> 00:23:22,307 Hey, will you take it easy? 425 00:23:22,384 --> 00:23:25,853 I just want to talk to you about the woman and the child. 426 00:23:25,929 --> 00:23:27,980 If your government wants to negotiate human rights, 427 00:23:28,056 --> 00:23:29,606 put that on the table and we'll negotiate it, 428 00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:30,607 but don't come in here-- 429 00:23:30,684 --> 00:23:32,109 I don't want to negotiate. 430 00:23:32,186 --> 00:23:33,360 Look, I just want to talk. 431 00:23:33,437 --> 00:23:34,102 Stay where you are. 432 00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:35,571 You can talk from there. 433 00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:36,989 We can't talk here. 434 00:23:37,065 --> 00:23:38,031 So we'll go in the bathroom. 435 00:23:38,108 --> 00:23:39,032 I'll run the water. 436 00:23:39,109 --> 00:23:40,200 That's just what I mean. 437 00:23:40,277 --> 00:23:41,902 Here, you think everything is bugged. 438 00:23:41,979 --> 00:23:44,204 Here, you're the Deputy Premier of the Soviet Union. 439 00:23:44,281 --> 00:23:46,424 I don't want to talk to him. 440 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:48,667 I just want to talk to Andrey Karpovich, 441 00:23:48,744 --> 00:23:51,044 the man, the human being. 442 00:23:51,121 --> 00:23:52,838 You sound like Barbara Walters. 443 00:23:52,849 --> 00:23:55,507 Get to the point. 444 00:23:55,584 --> 00:23:57,384 Look, I think you better change your clothes. 445 00:23:57,461 --> 00:23:58,919 You're going to feel a little out of place 446 00:23:58,996 --> 00:24:00,721 going where we're going in your pajamas. 447 00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:02,639 Where do you think we're going? 448 00:24:02,716 --> 00:24:04,391 I know where we're going. 449 00:24:04,468 --> 00:24:06,026 Right on the other side of this door. 450 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,736 You mean I can open it now? 451 00:24:15,812 --> 00:24:17,688 That's right. 452 00:24:17,765 --> 00:24:19,740 If you let me finish telling you about the old woman. 453 00:24:19,816 --> 00:24:21,417 Sure, come, Angel. 454 00:24:24,154 --> 00:24:27,256 We'll sit down and have a cozy chat. 455 00:24:41,922 --> 00:24:43,597 Popov! 456 00:24:43,674 --> 00:24:47,902 Hey, pop off yourself, Mack. 457 00:24:52,307 --> 00:24:54,775 I told you you should have changed. 458 00:24:54,851 --> 00:24:56,735 Brought your coat. 459 00:24:56,812 --> 00:24:57,945 Very good. 460 00:24:58,021 --> 00:24:59,363 Very good, comrade. 461 00:24:59,439 --> 00:25:01,949 I salute you. 462 00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:04,210 I don't know how you did it, but it's good. 463 00:25:07,048 --> 00:25:09,173 You can tell your boss he deserves 464 00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:11,083 more credit than I gave him. 465 00:25:11,159 --> 00:25:12,426 I'm sure he'll be very happy to hear that. 466 00:25:12,503 --> 00:25:14,127 You know, you can stop beating on the walls. 467 00:25:14,204 --> 00:25:15,963 There's no secret panels, and I'm now with the CIA. 468 00:25:16,039 --> 00:25:18,632 Oh, sure, you're the tooth fairy. 469 00:25:18,709 --> 00:25:20,050 I'm an angel. 470 00:25:20,127 --> 00:25:21,969 Same difference. 471 00:25:22,045 --> 00:25:23,303 Here's your coat. 472 00:25:23,380 --> 00:25:24,271 Let's go. 473 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,195 Very good. 474 00:25:31,272 --> 00:25:32,896 Very good. 475 00:25:32,907 --> 00:25:35,065 Very convincing. 476 00:25:35,076 --> 00:25:39,319 I salute you all, but you won't break me. 477 00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:43,031 Andrey, shut up and sit down. 478 00:25:43,108 --> 00:25:45,125 You know, you're really starting to get on my nerves. 479 00:25:45,202 --> 00:25:47,035 Jonathan was right up front with you. 480 00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:49,121 He tells you who he is, you still don't believe him. 481 00:25:49,197 --> 00:25:51,999 I believe in CIA, not heaven. 482 00:25:52,075 --> 00:25:54,668 You now, that is really sick? 483 00:25:54,745 --> 00:25:56,236 Must have been the coffee. 484 00:25:56,313 --> 00:25:58,672 You put drops in it and now I'm having a hallucination. 485 00:25:58,749 --> 00:26:01,216 I can accept that. 486 00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:04,011 One bowl of Manny's famous firehouse chili, 487 00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:06,013 guaranteed to unclog your plumbing. 488 00:26:06,089 --> 00:26:07,973 You've ordered food at a time like this? 489 00:26:08,050 --> 00:26:10,350 Well, I got hungry wait for you guys. 490 00:26:10,427 --> 00:26:11,935 You two fellas want anything? 491 00:26:12,012 --> 00:26:13,478 Smells good, I'll try it. 492 00:26:13,555 --> 00:26:15,564 I thought you had a delicate stomach? 493 00:26:15,641 --> 00:26:19,568 Look, this is my hallucination, not yours. 494 00:26:19,645 --> 00:26:20,986 OK, how about you? 495 00:26:21,063 --> 00:26:22,571 He's an angel, remember? 496 00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:23,989 Why would he want chili? 497 00:26:24,066 --> 00:26:26,950 You guys are getting sloppy. 498 00:26:27,027 --> 00:26:28,869 What is this guy, some kind of nut? 499 00:26:28,945 --> 00:26:31,038 He thinks he's the Deputy Premier of Russia 500 00:26:31,114 --> 00:26:33,498 and that we've kidnapped him. 501 00:26:33,575 --> 00:26:36,084 Right. 502 00:26:36,161 --> 00:26:37,878 Look, Andrey, I brought you here to talk to you 503 00:26:37,888 --> 00:26:39,705 about that woman and her child. 504 00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:41,256 The one I told you about who had to leave her son 505 00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:43,550 behind when she left Russia. 506 00:26:43,627 --> 00:26:44,760 She's an old woman now. 507 00:26:44,836 --> 00:26:46,453 She's dying. 508 00:26:46,063 --> 00:26:48,680 All she wants is a chance to see the boy. 509 00:26:48,757 --> 00:26:49,681 So? 510 00:26:49,758 --> 00:26:50,524 So? 511 00:26:50,601 --> 00:26:51,933 What do you mean so? 512 00:26:52,010 --> 00:26:53,101 How can you creeps do that? 513 00:26:53,178 --> 00:26:54,728 How can you treat people like that? 514 00:26:54,805 --> 00:26:59,441 Look, this is a hallucination, so I'll speak frankly with you. 515 00:26:59,518 --> 00:27:02,569 These people are bargaining chips. 516 00:27:02,646 --> 00:27:05,072 We want something from you, we give you some of them. 517 00:27:05,148 --> 00:27:06,272 It's politics. 518 00:27:06,350 --> 00:27:07,866 But I'm not talking about politics. 519 00:27:07,943 --> 00:27:09,493 I'm talking about people. 520 00:27:09,569 --> 00:27:11,578 I'm talking about a woman who didn't get a chance to raise 521 00:27:11,655 --> 00:27:14,081 her own son, about a boy who didn't get a chance 522 00:27:14,091 --> 00:27:15,582 to know his own mother. 523 00:27:15,659 --> 00:27:18,636 You think that your country invented motherhood? 524 00:27:18,712 --> 00:27:21,004 Of course, it means something, but there 525 00:27:21,081 --> 00:27:22,522 are certain things that have to be 526 00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:25,592 sacrificed for the common good for the state. 527 00:27:25,669 --> 00:27:28,011 Come on, Jonathan, this guy is never going to help us. 528 00:27:28,088 --> 00:27:29,137 Of course not. 529 00:27:29,214 --> 00:27:30,897 Why should I help? 530 00:27:30,975 --> 00:27:33,100 Besides, we let the Jews go, then everybody else 531 00:27:33,176 --> 00:27:35,352 will want to leave also. 532 00:27:35,429 --> 00:27:38,614 What makes you think this woman and her child are Jewish? 533 00:27:38,691 --> 00:27:39,940 I just assumed. 534 00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:41,608 Well, they're not. 535 00:27:41,685 --> 00:27:43,018 So what? 536 00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:44,111 We have trouble with Christians too. 537 00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:45,287 I can't help you. 538 00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:50,117 All right, you're going to have to be the one to tell her. 539 00:27:50,127 --> 00:27:51,835 I haven't got the heart. 540 00:27:51,912 --> 00:27:52,953 Oh, really? 541 00:27:53,029 --> 00:27:54,871 Jonathan, you disappoint me. 542 00:27:54,948 --> 00:27:57,791 You're going to bring out this hysterical old woman 543 00:27:57,868 --> 00:28:01,628 and you think that I'll break down and cry crocodile tears. 544 00:28:01,705 --> 00:28:05,265 Your boss made too many sentimental movies. 545 00:28:07,511 --> 00:28:08,802 It's no use, let's get out of here. 546 00:28:08,879 --> 00:28:09,970 No, Jonathan, wait. 547 00:28:10,046 --> 00:28:11,205 What for? 548 00:28:11,281 --> 00:28:14,891 Let him eat his chili, please? 549 00:28:14,968 --> 00:28:15,818 For the Gipper. 550 00:28:22,484 --> 00:28:23,642 Father? 551 00:28:23,718 --> 00:28:24,660 Yes, Mrs. Murphy, may we come in? 552 00:28:24,737 --> 00:28:26,945 Of course, she's been calling for you. 553 00:28:27,022 --> 00:28:27,955 Thank you. 554 00:28:28,031 --> 00:28:28,947 Why are you dressed like that? 555 00:28:29,024 --> 00:28:29,948 It's a long story. 556 00:28:30,025 --> 00:28:31,575 I'll tell you later. 557 00:28:31,651 --> 00:28:33,118 I'd like you to meet a friend of mine. 558 00:28:33,195 --> 00:28:34,578 This is Mark Gordon. 559 00:28:34,654 --> 00:28:35,621 Hi. 560 00:28:35,697 --> 00:28:36,413 Oh, how do you do? 561 00:28:36,490 --> 00:28:37,764 And as hard as it is to believe, 562 00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:39,166 the gentleman standing over there 563 00:28:39,242 --> 00:28:41,251 is his excellency Andrey Karpovich, 564 00:28:41,328 --> 00:28:44,045 the Deputy Premier of the USSR. 565 00:28:44,122 --> 00:28:46,173 Indeed. 566 00:28:46,249 --> 00:28:49,009 In his pajamas and overcoat? 567 00:28:49,085 --> 00:28:50,410 Let me smell your breath, Father. 568 00:28:50,487 --> 00:28:53,305 What is the meaning of this? 569 00:28:53,381 --> 00:28:58,518 I said, what is the meaning of this? 570 00:28:58,595 --> 00:29:00,479 Of what? 571 00:29:00,555 --> 00:29:04,858 Oh, you smile and you talk about human rights 572 00:29:04,935 --> 00:29:08,320 and say you just want to talk, and then you 573 00:29:08,396 --> 00:29:13,366 try a trick like this. 574 00:29:13,443 --> 00:29:15,994 Look, I don't know what you're talking about. 575 00:29:16,071 --> 00:29:19,414 I'm talking about this. 576 00:29:19,491 --> 00:29:22,217 This picture of my mother. 577 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,353 I just can't believe that's a picture of your mother. 578 00:29:41,429 --> 00:29:42,604 Are you sure? 579 00:29:42,681 --> 00:29:43,980 As if you did not know. 580 00:29:44,057 --> 00:29:45,473 Andrey, I didn't. 581 00:29:45,550 --> 00:29:46,733 I swear it, not until this moment. 582 00:29:46,810 --> 00:29:48,068 You are lying. 583 00:29:51,106 --> 00:29:54,157 My mother was killed by the Nazis, 584 00:29:54,234 --> 00:29:57,035 as were the people she left me with. 585 00:29:57,112 --> 00:29:58,537 Finally, a woman, an officer's wife, 586 00:29:58,613 --> 00:30:03,291 found me, took me in, gave me their name. 587 00:30:03,368 --> 00:30:06,169 So this is another one of your tricks. 588 00:30:06,246 --> 00:30:07,471 Andrey, your mother was not killed. 589 00:30:07,548 --> 00:30:09,965 She was sent as a forced labor to Germany. 590 00:30:10,041 --> 00:30:11,883 That's where she was liberated by the Americans. 591 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,218 No. 592 00:30:13,295 --> 00:30:14,427 Will you just listen to me? 593 00:30:14,504 --> 00:30:16,388 She came to the United States and she tried to find you. 594 00:30:16,464 --> 00:30:18,306 Your government wouldn't cooperate. 595 00:30:18,383 --> 00:30:20,100 It was like you said, politics. 596 00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:21,610 I know this is a trick. 597 00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:39,995 Whatever it is you want from me, you will not get it this way. 598 00:30:40,071 --> 00:30:41,496 Andrey, this is not a trick. 599 00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:42,497 You're not my assignment. 600 00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:43,423 You never were. 601 00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:45,383 She is. 602 00:30:45,460 --> 00:30:50,005 All she wants is to see her son once before she dies. 603 00:30:50,081 --> 00:30:52,591 It's a trick. 604 00:30:52,667 --> 00:30:55,176 This is a hallucination. 605 00:30:55,253 --> 00:30:57,312 It's not a hallucination, and you know it. 606 00:31:00,592 --> 00:31:05,520 I was drugged and kidnapped, and now you 607 00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:08,648 will bring some woman who will pose as my mother 608 00:31:08,725 --> 00:31:11,034 to get secrets from me. 609 00:31:11,111 --> 00:31:14,821 Oh, I know how these things work. 610 00:31:14,898 --> 00:31:15,989 You don't know how anything works, 611 00:31:16,066 --> 00:31:17,532 nothing important anyway. 612 00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:19,826 Look, nobody in this room cares about any secrets 613 00:31:19,903 --> 00:31:21,202 that you might have. 614 00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:22,871 And to be honest with you, I really don't care 615 00:31:22,948 --> 00:31:24,572 about you one way or the other. 616 00:31:24,649 --> 00:31:25,966 You're not the important person here, she is. 617 00:31:32,624 --> 00:31:35,926 You won't break me. 618 00:31:36,002 --> 00:31:39,095 I will play your game and I will win. 619 00:31:39,172 --> 00:31:41,514 I will unmask her. 620 00:31:41,591 --> 00:31:43,216 I will break her. 621 00:31:43,293 --> 00:31:44,810 The only thing you will break is that poor woman's heart 622 00:31:44,886 --> 00:31:48,563 if you go in there and act like the pompous ass that you are. 623 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:49,556 There are no games here. 624 00:31:49,632 --> 00:31:50,598 There are no tricks here. 625 00:31:50,676 --> 00:31:53,577 There are no politics in this room. 626 00:31:53,654 --> 00:31:56,404 There's just your mother. 627 00:31:56,481 --> 00:32:01,585 How very touching, very angelic. 628 00:32:01,662 --> 00:32:04,996 And I thought we were good at psychological warfare. 629 00:32:05,073 --> 00:32:07,207 We are nothing compared to you. 630 00:32:07,283 --> 00:32:10,043 But you see, it doesn't work on me. 631 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:11,878 I will see her. 632 00:32:11,955 --> 00:32:14,556 Come, take me to your imposter. 633 00:32:17,836 --> 00:32:18,769 It would be my pleasure. 634 00:32:22,841 --> 00:32:25,517 No, Father, or whoever you are. 635 00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:28,362 That woman is the dearest soul on Earth, 636 00:32:28,438 --> 00:32:31,189 and I won't let you take that man into torture her 637 00:32:31,266 --> 00:32:32,816 or to try to break her. 638 00:32:32,892 --> 00:32:35,318 She's been through enough already. 639 00:32:35,395 --> 00:32:37,320 He won't break her, Mrs. Murphy. 640 00:32:37,397 --> 00:32:39,264 Don't underestimate me. 641 00:32:43,028 --> 00:32:44,536 Don't underestimate your mother. 642 00:32:47,675 --> 00:32:49,633 She'll be all right. 643 00:33:02,047 --> 00:33:03,555 Jonathan. 644 00:33:03,631 --> 00:33:04,973 Maria, I'm here. 645 00:33:05,050 --> 00:33:07,651 Did you find him? 646 00:33:07,728 --> 00:33:09,853 Yes. 647 00:33:09,929 --> 00:33:11,479 Where? 648 00:33:11,556 --> 00:33:13,898 Where is he? 649 00:33:13,975 --> 00:33:15,033 He's here. 650 00:33:17,395 --> 00:33:21,114 But he doesn't think you're really his mother, Maria. 651 00:33:21,125 --> 00:33:24,617 He's a very, very powerful man now, 652 00:33:24,694 --> 00:33:27,078 and he thinks this is some kind of a trick. 653 00:33:27,155 --> 00:33:28,872 Do you understand? 654 00:33:28,948 --> 00:33:31,499 Bring him. 655 00:33:31,576 --> 00:33:33,510 Bring him, let me see him, please? 656 00:33:48,861 --> 00:33:50,326 Closer, please? 657 00:33:53,699 --> 00:33:56,024 There. 658 00:33:56,101 --> 00:33:58,610 Now you see me, madame. 659 00:33:58,686 --> 00:33:59,661 Am I your son? 660 00:34:04,609 --> 00:34:07,002 I don't know. 661 00:34:07,079 --> 00:34:09,996 It's been so long. 662 00:34:10,073 --> 00:34:12,624 Come closer, please? 663 00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:16,044 This is even better than I thought. 664 00:34:16,121 --> 00:34:17,045 She isn't sure. 665 00:34:17,122 --> 00:34:19,214 She wants me off balance. 666 00:34:19,290 --> 00:34:23,018 Oh, please, I can't see well. 667 00:34:23,095 --> 00:34:25,845 Come closer. 668 00:34:25,922 --> 00:34:28,139 Let me take your hand. 669 00:34:28,150 --> 00:34:29,808 This is close enough. 670 00:34:29,884 --> 00:34:30,901 What's the matter, you afraid? 671 00:34:50,738 --> 00:34:54,249 I don't know. 672 00:34:54,325 --> 00:34:56,176 Jonathan, I don't know. 673 00:34:59,164 --> 00:35:01,589 Come, Madame, I expected better than this. 674 00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:02,632 Some proof. 675 00:35:02,709 --> 00:35:03,600 Something. 676 00:35:07,672 --> 00:35:10,190 Jonathan, please, help me. 677 00:35:12,510 --> 00:35:17,939 The only picture I have in my mind of my son 678 00:35:18,016 --> 00:35:21,025 is of a little boy. 679 00:35:21,102 --> 00:35:25,613 Kind and I had to leave him. 680 00:35:25,690 --> 00:35:28,241 How can I tell if this is my-- 681 00:35:28,318 --> 00:35:30,785 Enough of this charade. 682 00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:33,413 She's not my mother. 683 00:35:33,489 --> 00:35:37,125 Oh, why are you so upset if I am not your mother? 684 00:35:37,202 --> 00:35:38,626 Why? 685 00:35:38,703 --> 00:35:44,850 When my son was a little boy, I would call my heart. 686 00:35:44,926 --> 00:35:52,682 And once, when he was bullying another child, 687 00:35:52,759 --> 00:35:56,311 trying to take away a doll, I slapped him 688 00:35:56,387 --> 00:36:00,148 and he didn't even cry. 689 00:36:00,225 --> 00:36:01,992 He just stood there like a little Cossack. 690 00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:07,947 He said, I hate you. 691 00:36:08,024 --> 00:36:14,537 You are not my mother, and I am not your heart. 692 00:36:14,614 --> 00:36:19,626 And later, he came to me with tears in his eyes, 693 00:36:19,702 --> 00:36:25,682 and said, Mama, please, Mama, forgive me. 694 00:36:29,712 --> 00:36:33,690 Please, take me back in your heart. 695 00:36:50,817 --> 00:36:57,088 Thank you, Jonathan, for giving me back my son. 696 00:36:57,165 --> 00:37:01,301 [crying] 697 00:37:03,121 --> 00:37:04,629 Sh. 698 00:37:04,706 --> 00:37:05,713 Sh. 699 00:37:05,790 --> 00:37:06,598 Sh. 700 00:37:12,046 --> 00:37:16,766 Don't cry, [russian]. 701 00:37:16,843 --> 00:37:17,734 Don't cry. 702 00:37:24,350 --> 00:37:29,412 You're-- you're my heart. 703 00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:55,805 Jonathan, how much longer is he going to be in there? 704 00:37:55,882 --> 00:37:57,056 Not much longer. 705 00:37:57,133 --> 00:37:58,382 Well, we got to get him back. 706 00:37:58,460 --> 00:38:00,101 I mean, he meets with the president today. 707 00:38:00,178 --> 00:38:03,604 If they find out he's missing. 708 00:38:03,681 --> 00:38:05,240 Don't worry, he won't be missing. 709 00:38:07,518 --> 00:38:10,945 We were invited into Afghanistan. 710 00:38:11,022 --> 00:38:13,114 Invited? 711 00:38:13,191 --> 00:38:16,117 Like the little boy with the doll. 712 00:38:16,194 --> 00:38:20,130 He invited you because he wanted you to take it away. 713 00:38:20,206 --> 00:38:23,508 This is not little boys and babushka dolls. 714 00:38:23,585 --> 00:38:27,086 We're a nation and I'm a leader, and we have to watch 715 00:38:27,163 --> 00:38:30,506 for our national interests. 716 00:38:30,583 --> 00:38:37,555 Like Hungary, Czechoslovakia, Poland. 717 00:38:37,632 --> 00:38:41,517 So many places you have invaded. 718 00:38:41,594 --> 00:38:43,644 And what about your country? 719 00:38:43,721 --> 00:38:44,529 Huh? 720 00:38:47,892 --> 00:38:51,819 How many nations have you invaded since World War II? 721 00:38:51,896 --> 00:38:52,987 Grenada. 722 00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:54,697 We were invited. 723 00:38:54,774 --> 00:38:55,865 So were we. 724 00:38:55,942 --> 00:38:57,709 Ah, don't argue with your mother. 725 00:39:00,038 --> 00:39:04,499 So many times I wished I could talk with you like this. 726 00:39:04,575 --> 00:39:08,044 So many times when I was little. 727 00:39:08,121 --> 00:39:12,965 I used to whisper to my pillow pretending it was you and Papa. 728 00:39:13,042 --> 00:39:15,518 Oh, he loved you very much. 729 00:39:18,482 --> 00:39:23,434 He would be so proud if you would do something that 730 00:39:23,511 --> 00:39:26,780 would make a real difference. 731 00:39:26,856 --> 00:39:29,524 You have the power. 732 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:37,865 Oh, Mama, I exercise the power, but I don't have it. 733 00:39:37,942 --> 00:39:39,617 There's a difference. 734 00:39:39,694 --> 00:39:44,330 It's like the monkey that rides the tiger's back in the circus. 735 00:39:44,407 --> 00:39:47,500 After all, he's still a monkey. 736 00:39:47,577 --> 00:39:53,548 Not you, not my son, not [russian],, no monkey. 737 00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:54,516 No. 738 00:39:57,211 --> 00:39:59,387 I can take you back to Russia. 739 00:39:59,464 --> 00:40:04,100 I can get you the best doctors. 740 00:40:04,177 --> 00:40:06,978 No. 741 00:40:07,054 --> 00:40:10,189 I am where I belong. 742 00:40:10,266 --> 00:40:16,112 And you, you are where you belong. 743 00:40:16,189 --> 00:40:17,288 That was the plan. 744 00:40:20,526 --> 00:40:22,419 [russian], my heart. 745 00:40:25,656 --> 00:40:28,207 My son. 746 00:40:28,284 --> 00:40:30,418 My son. 747 00:40:30,495 --> 00:40:33,087 [russian] 748 00:40:33,164 --> 00:40:34,013 My son. 749 00:40:50,014 --> 00:40:51,898 Mama. 750 00:40:51,974 --> 00:40:54,242 No. 751 00:40:54,319 --> 00:40:57,278 Mama. 752 00:40:57,355 --> 00:40:59,655 Not yet. 753 00:40:59,732 --> 00:41:00,665 Not yet. 754 00:41:09,784 --> 00:41:10,717 Not yet. 755 00:41:54,245 --> 00:41:55,053 She's gone. 756 00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:01,676 If only I had known about this sooner, 757 00:42:01,752 --> 00:42:02,977 I could have done something. 758 00:42:03,054 --> 00:42:05,304 She wouldn't have had to live like this. 759 00:42:05,381 --> 00:42:07,390 She would have had doctors. 760 00:42:07,466 --> 00:42:14,355 In the Soviet Union, we would not have let her end like this. 761 00:42:14,432 --> 00:42:16,941 Where are your social programs? 762 00:42:16,952 --> 00:42:20,069 Why can't you help older people better than you do? 763 00:42:20,146 --> 00:42:22,613 When all the money goes to buy weapons to keep up with you 764 00:42:22,690 --> 00:42:24,115 guys, sometimes there's not enough 765 00:42:24,191 --> 00:42:25,449 left to take care of our own. 766 00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:27,410 Mark. 767 00:42:27,486 --> 00:42:29,120 I'm sorry about his mother. 768 00:42:29,196 --> 00:42:33,207 He asked a question, I answered. 769 00:42:33,284 --> 00:42:34,667 She spoke of a plan. 770 00:42:34,744 --> 00:42:37,712 I don't know what she meant. 771 00:42:37,722 --> 00:42:39,055 She told me the same thing. 772 00:42:43,044 --> 00:42:47,930 She didn't know why she wasn't allowed to raise her son, 773 00:42:48,007 --> 00:42:49,732 but that she had faith there was a plan. 774 00:42:52,470 --> 00:42:55,229 Faith? 775 00:42:55,306 --> 00:42:56,531 What good did it do her? 776 00:42:59,819 --> 00:43:00,952 Maybe that's up to you. 777 00:43:27,772 --> 00:43:32,016 They're late, as usual, Mr. President. 778 00:43:32,093 --> 00:43:36,112 That's the oldest trick in the book, sit around and wait. 779 00:43:40,893 --> 00:43:42,318 Better have them send in some more coffee. 780 00:43:42,395 --> 00:43:43,494 This is already cold. 781 00:43:49,068 --> 00:43:51,452 Popov, what do you think of what I've just told you? 782 00:43:51,529 --> 00:43:52,954 I don't know. 783 00:43:53,030 --> 00:43:55,206 But, Popov, we've known each other for 30 years. 784 00:43:55,282 --> 00:43:57,124 I wouldn't have told this to anyone else. 785 00:43:57,201 --> 00:44:03,130 I would say it must be most unwise for Deputy Premier 786 00:44:03,207 --> 00:44:06,926 of the Soviet Union to have a mother in the United States 787 00:44:07,002 --> 00:44:13,224 of America, much less to have consorted with an angel. 788 00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:14,558 I see. 789 00:44:14,635 --> 00:44:17,353 Well, of course, it was only a hallucination. 790 00:44:17,430 --> 00:44:18,738 Let's go meet their boss. 791 00:44:27,565 --> 00:44:29,490 I hope you've given some thought to what 792 00:44:29,567 --> 00:44:31,450 we discussed the other day. 793 00:44:31,527 --> 00:44:33,619 Of course, we have. 794 00:44:33,696 --> 00:44:35,246 When you are ready to reduce the number 795 00:44:35,322 --> 00:44:38,499 of your land-based medium range missiles, 796 00:44:38,576 --> 00:44:41,544 we shall be ready doing the same. 797 00:44:41,620 --> 00:44:42,503 Us? 798 00:44:42,580 --> 00:44:44,505 What about you? 799 00:44:44,582 --> 00:44:46,340 Mr. President, could I say something? 800 00:44:46,417 --> 00:44:47,791 Mark? 801 00:44:47,868 --> 00:44:48,968 You always allow your servants to take 802 00:44:49,044 --> 00:44:51,095 part in discussion of state? 803 00:44:51,106 --> 00:44:54,849 Just pour the coffee and leave. 804 00:44:54,925 --> 00:44:56,316 I'm terribly sorry, Mr. President. 805 00:44:56,394 --> 00:44:58,894 Mr. Deputy Premier, I don't know what to say. 806 00:44:58,971 --> 00:45:00,237 No, no. 807 00:45:00,314 --> 00:45:02,949 Let him say what he has to say. 808 00:45:03,025 --> 00:45:07,361 I would like to hear the voice of a typical American. 809 00:45:07,438 --> 00:45:08,329 Thank you. 810 00:45:13,778 --> 00:45:17,037 Mr. President, sir, I have to tell you, 811 00:45:17,048 --> 00:45:18,456 I've been a big fan of yours ever 812 00:45:18,532 --> 00:45:20,499 since you were driving the mule train, 813 00:45:20,576 --> 00:45:21,859 but I got to tell you something. 814 00:45:21,936 --> 00:45:24,378 I mean, I wouldn't trust these guys any further 815 00:45:24,455 --> 00:45:26,547 than I could throw Fort Knox. 816 00:45:26,624 --> 00:45:29,216 I think that is quite enough. 817 00:45:29,293 --> 00:45:31,644 Please, let him finish. 818 00:45:35,549 --> 00:45:38,309 I got to tell you something, sir. 819 00:45:38,385 --> 00:45:41,562 I am just as scared of what could happen by accident 820 00:45:41,639 --> 00:45:44,899 as I am by what could happen on purpose. 821 00:45:44,975 --> 00:45:46,776 And I think you guys, I mean, their leaders 822 00:45:46,852 --> 00:45:49,236 and you, you owe it to our two people 823 00:45:49,313 --> 00:45:52,364 to get together and try to find some way so that we 824 00:45:52,441 --> 00:45:54,825 don't get adios-ed by mistake. 825 00:45:54,902 --> 00:45:57,119 I mean, you are our leaders. 826 00:45:57,196 --> 00:45:57,995 We can't do it. 827 00:45:58,072 --> 00:45:59,255 You're the only ones who can. 828 00:46:04,829 --> 00:46:07,722 Well, that's all I've got to say. 829 00:46:07,799 --> 00:46:08,931 Thank you. 830 00:46:14,647 --> 00:46:16,222 Now, then, where were we? 831 00:46:16,298 --> 00:46:19,767 No, no, no, politics as usual, Popov. 832 00:46:19,844 --> 00:46:23,479 No more monkeys. 833 00:46:23,556 --> 00:46:29,902 Mr. President, you and I are the two most powerful people 834 00:46:29,979 --> 00:46:31,987 in the history of the world. 835 00:46:32,064 --> 00:46:35,574 We have the power to make children 836 00:46:35,651 --> 00:46:39,962 orphans and mothers childless. 837 00:46:40,039 --> 00:46:46,669 Surely, we must have the power to do what he just said. 838 00:46:46,745 --> 00:46:49,129 It won't be easy. 839 00:46:49,206 --> 00:46:52,675 There will be many opposed, both in your camp and mine, 840 00:46:52,751 --> 00:46:56,220 but as one of your great Americans once said, 841 00:46:56,297 --> 00:47:01,725 even the greatest journey must start with one single step. 842 00:47:05,180 --> 00:47:16,532 I am ready to take that first, tentative, frightening step 843 00:47:16,543 --> 00:47:18,167 if you are. 844 00:47:23,258 --> 00:47:26,333 Mr. Karpovich, if you meant what you said, 845 00:47:26,410 --> 00:47:28,177 you just made my day. 846 00:47:34,209 --> 00:47:35,901 And the word from the summit today 847 00:47:35,978 --> 00:47:38,470 is that the President and Deputy Premier Karpovich met 848 00:47:38,547 --> 00:47:40,773 for several hours after their scheduled talks 849 00:47:40,850 --> 00:47:43,350 in what was described as a fireside chat. 850 00:47:43,427 --> 00:47:45,394 Though no particulars are known as of yet, 851 00:47:45,471 --> 00:47:47,271 the very fact that the two leaders met face 852 00:47:47,348 --> 00:47:49,189 to face for what was characterized 853 00:47:49,266 --> 00:47:51,483 as a frank and open exchange of views 854 00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:53,119 is seen as a positive step. 855 00:48:01,987 --> 00:48:05,840 [theme music]